Nate McClouth for Yovani Gallardo. A pretty simple trade…or so I thought. Last week I made this offer to my (former) friend Greg. But for some reason, I’ve yet to get a response. Some say that patience is a virtue, but in this case, it’s a waste of time. Is Greg doing a background check […]
The NBA trade deadline is approaching, and let me be the first to assess the activity so far: B-O-R-I-N-G. Whether it’s being forced to watch Ernie Johnson for hours on end, or the stench emanating from Commissioner Stern’s adult diapers, something about this time of year has never agreed with me. In the past I’ve […]
With the fantasy football trade deadline approaching, you might be wondering: how does a fantasy expert like myself ensure that my deals go through? Blackmail. Remember your brother-in-law’s bachelor party? Those pictures aren’t just good for the memories. When Carl wouldn’t trade me Anquan Boldin last year, his wife (my sister) received a couple photos […]
