Michael Phelps taking fashion cues from Will.i.am is a bad idea. (Sharapova’s Thigh) Former Michigan baller tries to out-swim police after committing a robbery…nude. (You Been Blinded) Get Ready for March Madness, Midwest-style. (Midwest Sports Fans) Tim Tebow wants to win one for the Kippur. (Tirico Suave) With Olympic Hockey all the rage, our friends […]
Hey, kids! Winter doldrums got you down? Having trouble understanding Lou Holtz? Pissed that the BCS won’t recognize your second tier academic institution? Not to worry! The Tim Tebow School of Life is here to solve all your problems! Video courtesy of our friends at Wondershot Productions.
Unlike Baseball’s 162 game snoozefest or Basketball’s 5 month regular season, in College Football, every week truly counts — a single loss can spoil a team’s National Title hopes faster than Tim Tebow can say a Hail Mary. And this year, with so many teams still undefeated this late into the season, the job of […]
All season long, the infamous BCS Committee has been running the numbers, breaking down the schedules and, of course, throwing monkey feces at the wall. But with the release of the first official BCS rankings of 2009, the pressure’s really on the chimps to deliver the goods. The media’s homoerotic love for Tim Tebow made it […]
“Any body got questions? Besides her? Just like a woman…” – FSU Coach Bobby Bowden, when questioned about his future as Coach of the Seminoles Point: As a seasoned leader of men, I can understand where Bobby Bowden is coming from. When the going gets tough, nothing’s easier than blaming a woman, and no one […]
Point: Every great man faces challenges, and when you’re young, it’s the time to learn from your mistakes. Ronald Reagan was acting in shitty B-movies before he landed his gig in the Oval Office, and I heard that Nicolas Sarkozy was a hustler on the streets of Marseille before shacking up with a supermodel and […]
It may not be fashion week, but yesterday was a huge day in the world of women’s attire. That’s right, I’m referring to the sexy new line of underwear that has the (tramp) stamp of approval of the biggest hunk in College Football, Tim Tebow. And with Timmy T coming back for one more year […]
With his second Super Bowl championship in five years, Ben Roethlisberger has not only cemented himself as one of the greatest quarterbacks of our era, he’s also signaled a shift in how prospective NFL quarterbacks should be evaluated. Troy Aikman had a winning smile, and Tom Brady sure looks handsome in the pocket, but Big […]
Tonight’s championship game pits the two best quarterbacks in the land against each other – Tebow vs. Bradford. The last time a matchup of this magnitude occurred, it was during the spring semester of my senior year at Arizona. Our fraternity was hosting its annual “pimps ‘n’ hoes” theme party, and one of my pledges […]
