This just in: Al Davis has found a new, top secret, stealth mode of on field communication: carrier pigeons. Screw hand signals. Forget about those hi-tech audio systems quarterbacks have in their helmets. It’s all about the pigeon. And based on the outcome of the game, we can safely say that the pigeon is mightier […]
Watching this past weekend’s games brought up an issue that’s been irking us like an ass rash: why are so many teams unwatchable? Just a few years ago, almost every game was a hard fought contest…or at least the teams scored touchdowns, unlike the 6–3 Cleveland-Buffalo debacle that we witnessed yesterday afternoon. Sure, every year […]
It’s the worst time of year for a sports fan – football is over, nobody cares about the NBA in February, and Pat Summitt is the hottest thing on TV. But as I enter my fifth straight month living on the street, I’m comforted to know that at least one person has it worse than […]
