Eli vs. Peyton: Commercial Showdown
With the Mannings endorsing everything from credit cards to cookies, we thought we’d give a run down of the sibling rivalry through some of our favorite (and most cringeworthy) made-for-TV Manning moments.
Tag: "New York Giants"
January 20, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Romosexual of the Week: Michael Strahan
Too obvious? Perhaps. But the gap-toothed wonder known as Michael Strahan has truly earned the title of Romosexual of the Week. For the record, we didn’t watch the crappy new sitcom live; after lubing up Intern Jeff with a few tequilas this past Friday, we stuffed him into a closet here at the office, duct […]
“Your rankings don’t mean squat to me, Chris Berman” by Dr. Gerard Leavenworth
Hope you’re enjoying the offseason, Eli, because this is how you’ll feel come mid-November. It was the fall of ‘98, and my practice was coming off a fantastic summer run, capped by my delivery of four separate sets of twins on the greatest holiday of them all, Labor Day. And with the addition of an […]
Colonel Tom Coughlin
Darnell Goodman is the type of athlete who responds best to a player’s coach…the type of manager who massages egos, gives an extra day off here and there, and regularly extends special privileges to his star receivers. So when he was drafted by the New York Giants out of FSU, D-Good was in for a […]
January 26, 2009 | 0 comments | View Post
Eagles vs. Giants Prediction
Despite the Eagles’ rocky season thus far, Dr. Leavenworth believes that the boys in green are capable of just about anything. So when we asked him to offer up a prediction regarding this weekend’s game between the red hot New York Football Giants and his hometown Philadelphia Eagles, Dr. L didn’t even bat an eye.
December 3, 2008 | 0 comments | View Post
“New York State of Mind” by Darnell Goodman
On Friday night in midtown Manhattan, my main man Plaxico went out to the Latin Quarter and shot himself in the leg. Plax, I love you, and you’ll always be my boy, but how stupid can you be?!? I’ve disagreed with my coaches. I’ve had quarrels with the media. But one thing that Darnell Goodman […]
November 29, 2008 | 0 comments | View Post