Despite the fact that the NFL season is only three weeks old, the Philadelphia Eagles have already seen their share of drama. First, they signed PETA’s worst enemy, dramatically changing their offense. Then, Donovan forgot to eat his chunky soup, cracking his ribs in the opening game. And before the dust had a chance to […]
This afternoon I was extremely happy to hear the news that Michael Vick was conditionally reinstated into the NFL by commissioner Roger Goodell. But this isn’t the first time that I’ve heard the word “conditional” used, and lemme tell you…this sorta thing doesn’t always end well. It was the summer of ‘02, and I’d been […]
Last night, as I was reading how the Falcons are shopping Vick’s contract to other teams, I fell asleep. Now it could have been the sub-zero temperatures in my cardboard box, or maybe it was the Chinese food I pulled out of the dumpster for dinner, but I had the most vivid dream. I saw […]
Dear Roger Goodell, Where did we go wrong? Was it the gambling controversy? The “uncensored” interview I gave Flavor Flav? Or the three hundred pounds of weed they found in my trunk when I was napping in the parking lot of Jack in the Box? Rest assured, Commissioner, I’ve changed. I found Jesus. I’m not […]
