Madden Bowl XVI
Is Mark Sanchez a good Madden player? What does Joshua Cribbs drink when he plays Xbox? And who does Santonio Holmes go to in the clutch?
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February 14, 2010 | 2 comments | View Post
“The Jets wear white pants…but not those” by Zachary “Z-man” Rubenstein
After seeing Mark Sanchez’s recent GQ spread, where he tries on “the timelessly cool beachwear of the 70s,” I nearly vomited in my mouth…and it’s not because I’m homophobic. Sure, Sanchez is a handsome, charismatic franchise quarterback with a bright future. But what moronic agent let this photo-shoot happen? You think it’s easy to walk […]
Point/Counterpoint: Dirty Sanchez
Point: The Treasury Department should take notice: there’s one American who’s bracing himself for “The Great Recession,” and his name is Mark Sanchez. By declaring himself eligible for the NFL draft this morning, Sanchez is betting that he can beat out Georgia’s Matthew Stafford and be the first QB selected in the 2009 draft, likely […]