The Bowl Chimpionship Series 2009
A look back at how the most powerful chimps in sports handled the 2009 BCS rankings.
Tag: "Florida Gators"
January 7, 2010 | 9 comments | View Post
BCS Headquarters — Selection Sunday
It’s hard to believe that another regular season is in the books for the BCS Committee. From dealing with the pesky non-conference teams, to hitting the bottle when the season started to drag, the Chimps have had another wild ride. And who can forget the addition of the lovely new secretary, Jenny. But yesterday was […]
December 7, 2009 | 2 comments | View Post
The Tim Tebow School of Life
Hey, kids! Winter doldrums got you down? Having trouble understanding Lou Holtz? Pissed that the BCS won’t recognize your second tier academic institution? Not to worry! The Tim Tebow School of Life is here to solve all your problems! Video courtesy of our friends at Wondershot Productions.
BCS Headquarters — The Return of “Old Reliable”
Unlike Baseball’s 162 game snoozefest or Basketball’s 5 month regular season, in College Football, every week truly counts — a single loss can spoil a team’s National Title hopes faster than Tim Tebow can say a Hail Mary. And this year, with so many teams still undefeated this late into the season, the job of […]
November 2, 2009 | 2 comments | View Post
BCS Headquarters — The Rankings are Released
All season long, the infamous BCS Committee has been running the numbers, breaking down the schedules and, of course, throwing monkey feces at the wall. But with the release of the first official BCS rankings of 2009, the pressure’s really on the chimps to deliver the goods. The media’s homoerotic love for Tim Tebow made it […]
October 19, 2009 | 5 comments | View Post
“And the Award goes to…” by Mason McDermott
It’s award season, from the Heisman to the Golden Globes, which means it’s time to name Mason McDermott’s “Dumbass of the Year.” Steeped in tradition, this coveted title is fit only for someone who reaches a maximum level of douchebag-ery. Past winners include Lee Corso, Charlie Weis, and Kevin Federline. And this year, it goes […]
December 15, 2008 | 0 comments | View Post
BCS Headquarters — December 7, 2008
It’s been a long season for the BCS Committee, and from well-thought out scientific formulas to “outside the box” thinking, the chimps have tried just about everything. And no matter what they’ve done, the haters never seem to leave them alone. But now that it’s the end of the season, the most important decision of […]
December 7, 2008 | 0 comments | View Post
“The World’s Largest Cocktail Party” by Mason McDermott
Halloween Weekend. I was in Jacksonville for the Florida—Georgia game, and it only solidified my theory that the SEC is the best conference in the NCAA. Sure, the game was a blowout, not too exciting. But I’m talking about the girls. Thousands of them, wearing next to nothing…dressed as slutty nurses, slutty nuns, slutty Sarah […]
November 3, 2008 | 3 comments | View Post
BCS Headquarters — October 26, 2008
We here at the Global Sports Fraternity are proud to announce that we’ve tracked down those responsible for the BCS rankings. That’s right, we’re talking about the elusive BCS Committee. And it’s exactly what you’d expect…a group of chimpanzees locked in a conference room discussing the intricacies of college football. There’s Harold Billingsworth (the distinguished […]
October 26, 2008 | 0 comments | View Post