It’s crunchtime at BCS Headquarters and the office is buzzing with activity. From putting together conference summaries to compiling the data from the most recent polls, there’s barely even enough time to take a lunch break. And with Selection Sunday just around the corner, the days are only getting longer for the hardest working chimps […]
First he wanted to reform healthcare, then it was the BCS system, and now it’s Notre Dame’s football program? That’s right, our wonderful President has promised that, if elected to a second term, he will turn Notre Dame’s football team around.
Now, let’s face it: outside of South Bend, no one gives a rat’s ass […]
We all know the flaws of a playoff system — the best teams never face off, and you’re just as likely to pick the winner at random as you are with an educated guess. So when I saw this site, which allows you to make a bracket for anything, I couldn’t help but get […]
The economy is in the shitter. The swine flu is everywhere. And the housing crisis continues. Yet Congress still has the time to talk about College Football. Normally, I’d be flattered. But not under these circumstances.
Today, Congress heard from my esteemed colleague and BCS coordinator John Swofford, who spoke to the […]
Well that was the cherry on top of a month-long shit sundae. That’s right, I’m talking about last night’s enthralling finale to the College Basketball season.
I honestly tried to get excited for this game – you had the hometown underdogs, attempting to resurrect their city, against the preseason favorite. But it didn’t take five […]
Every year at this time, it’s the same thing. I wake up in the middle of the night, rush to my bathroom, and violently throw up — typically a mix of scotch and bananas. No, it’s not my acid indigestion acting up…it’s March Madness.
I’ll tell you what’s “madness” – having a bracket of 65 teams […]
