A Fullback Can Ruin Your Sex Life
Aside from the constant feeding, the mountain of dirty diapers, and the nonstop crying, how have the parents of the 275 lb. baby Fullback been doing? Have they returned to intimacy?
Tag: "Dion Robertson"
January 21, 2010 | 2 comments | View Post
Fullback’s First Steps
It’s always exciting for parents to witness their child’s “firsts” — unless your child is a 275 lb. Fullback.
January 6, 2010 | 6 comments | View Post
Growing Pains
Last we checked in with the Robertson family, they were having a difficult time adjusting to life with their newborn Fullback. And let’s face it, infants are never easy to care for…especially when they’re 275 pounds. But despite the XXL dirty diapers, the constant crying, and the fact that baby Dion always seems to be […]
December 16, 2009 | 2 comments | View Post
Father-Son Bonding
For any red blooded father-son duo, there’s only one place to be when football’s on: directly in front of the television. And if anyone tries to interrupt the viewing experience, there’s gonna be trouble. For Mitch Robertson and his giant fullback son Dion, watching a ballgame is no different. Not suprisingly, Mitch’s wife Pam is […]
November 8, 2009 | 3 comments | View Post
A Fullback is Born
When we were kids, plenty of us dreamt about playing in the NFL: throwing the perfect spiral as a Super Bowl QB, or making the game winning catch as a star Wide Receiver. Some of the fat kids even thought they could pull in the big bucks playing Left Tackle. But who in his right […]
October 7, 2009 | 4 comments | View Post