On Friday night in midtown Manhattan, my main man Plaxico went out to the Latin Quarter and shot himself in the leg. Plax, I love you, and you’ll always be my boy, but how stupid can you be?!? I’ve disagreed with my coaches. I’ve had quarrels with the media. But one thing that Darnell Goodman […]
A top draft pick out of Florida State University, Darnell Goodman was supposed to be the next Jerry Rice. Parcells even called him “a sure thing.” But after inking a multi-million dollar deal, Darnell spent more time playing Madden in his smoke filled living room than he did getting ready for the NFL, and he […]
Dear Mark Cuban, You may not realize it, but you and I have a lot in common. We both have a garage full of luxury automobiles. We both get more pussy than we know what to do with. And with the insider trading charges, we’re both now poster-boys for the enforcement of the law. In […]
Dear Roger Goodell, Where did we go wrong? Was it the gambling controversy? The “uncensored” interview I gave Flavor Flav? Or the three hundred pounds of weed they found in my trunk when I was napping in the parking lot of Jack in the Box? Rest assured, Commissioner, I’ve changed. I found Jesus. I’m not […]
