Masterpiece Theatre with Tony Dorsett
Tony Dorsett is an NFL legend. But did you know that he is also a gifted wordsmith?
Tag: "Dallas Cowboys"
February 11, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
Super Bowl Interviews: Dez, Dorsett, Durkin, and Ovie
While down in Miami covering the big game, we sat down with a Hall of Famer (Tony Dorsett), a future star (Dez Bryant), an All-Pro (Ovie Mughelli), and Drew Brees’ personal trainer (Todd Durkin).
February 10, 2010 | 5 comments | View Post
Dr. Leavenworth on the Eagles vs. Cowboys
With the pundits picking the Cowboys over the Eagles, the marquee matchup of Wild Card weekend seems like it might be another blowout. Admittedly, we here at the GSF are a bit Romophobic, so perhaps we aren’t the most objective when it comes to the Saturday night matchup. But our own Dr. Gerard Leavenworth, QBGYN, […]
January 8, 2010 | 4 comments | View Post
The Showdown: Mexican vs. Jew
There’s plenty of exciting NFL action today, but our eyes are set on one matchup in particular: this afternoon’s NFC Easy showdown between the Cowboys and Giants. It’s Eli Not-a-Manning vs. Tony Romosexual. It’s fat-ass Wade vs. angry Tom. And it’s Mexican vs. Jew. We’re not referring to the fanbases of these respective teams, although […]
December 6, 2009 | 0 comments | View Post
Romosexual of the Week: Mark Sanchez
As Intern Jeff has told us many times, there’s more than one kind of “Romosexual.” Of course, the most common definition can be found on Urban Dictionary: someone who “loves Romo more than life itself” and “would suck his dick if that meant that Dallas would win the Super Bowl.” And as we showed last week, a […]
October 5, 2009 | 0 comments | View Post
“The Cowboys are still using drugs…just not PED’s” by Dr. Gerard Leavenworth
Steroids, HGH, or female fertility drugs…it’s all old news. But leave it to a Dallas Cowboy to take it one step further. Ever since the Michael Irvin days, recreational drugs have seemed to find their way into the Cowboy locker room. But when I read Martellus Bennett’s recent blog post, courtesy of The Dallas Morning […]
May 8, 2009 | 3 comments | View Post
“Jerry Jones wants to host your nupitals” by Dr. Gerard Leavenworth
Next time give Jerry Jones a ring… I know times are tough, but does the Cowboy’s new stadium really need to open its doors for weddings? One thing’s for sure, if you get married in that craphole, don’t be calling me nine months later…
April 13, 2009 | 0 comments | View Post
“Addition by Subtraction” by Zachary “Z-man” Rubenstein
As someone who scouts day in and day out, no one respects the importance of talent more than me. But when you’re trying to build a winning franchise, sometimes the sum of the whole is greater than its parts. So when I heard that Jerry Jones and the Cowboys were considering cutting Terrell Owens, it […]
January 15, 2009 | 0 comments | View Post