Point: Every great man faces challenges, and when you’re young, it’s the time to learn from your mistakes. Ronald Reagan was acting in shitty B-movies before he landed his gig in the Oval Office, and I heard that Nicolas Sarkozy was a hustler on the streets of Marseille before shacking up with a supermodel and […]
It’s award season, from the Heisman to the Golden Globes, which means it’s time to name Mason McDermott’s “Dumbass of the Year.” Steeped in tradition, this coveted title is fit only for someone who reaches a maximum level of douchebag-ery. Past winners include Lee Corso, Charlie Weis, and Kevin Federline. And this year, it goes […]
When the 2008 Heisman finalists were announced this past week, I realized that this award has become a consolation prize for whoever feels most neglected by the BCS Committee. You guessed it, Colt McCoy’s gonna be taking home the hardware, not because he has the best numbers in the nation, but because Texas isn’t playing […]
