Conference Championship QBs: The Sexy Side of Things
Everyone knows Mark Sanchez’s nickname. But did you know that all of the starting quarterbacks on the remaining NFL teams are associated with equally disturbing sexual maneuvers?
Tag: "Brett Favre"
January 23, 2010 | 0 comments | View Post
A Fullback Can Ruin Your Sex Life
Aside from the constant feeding, the mountain of dirty diapers, and the nonstop crying, how have the parents of the 275 lb. baby Fullback been doing? Have they returned to intimacy?
January 21, 2010 | 2 comments | View Post
A Favrian Decision
Believe it or not, there was once a time when Brett Favre was thought to be a simple man. In the offseason, he’d quietly go about his business, hanging out on the family farm, shooting birds and shucking corn. But those were the good ol’ days, when August wasn’t “Favre Month” on ESPN and the […]
“Yet another classy act by a Steelers fan” by Dr. Gerald Leavenworth
Being a distinguished gynecologist, one of the best parts of the job is when I get to meet other passionate obstetricians from around the nation. There’s Dr. Pagliano from Green Bay, who performs with more intensity than even the great Brett Favre. There’s Dr. Sedgewick from Denver, who’s been known to do the “Mile High […]
May 5, 2009 | 8 comments | View Post
“A Roll of the Dice” by Norm Brooks
Watching the games through the window of the downtown Best Buy was a little less exciting this week. And that’s not because it was below freezing here in St. Louis. It’s because the fantasy playoffs began, and I was left watching from the sidelines. If those bastards in my league would stop gloating for a […]
“Seal the deal” by Norm Brooks
With the fantasy football trade deadline approaching, you might be wondering: how does a fantasy expert like myself ensure that my deals go through? Blackmail. Remember your brother-in-law’s bachelor party? Those pictures aren’t just good for the memories. When Carl wouldn’t trade me Anquan Boldin last year, his wife (my sister) received a couple photos […]
November 15, 2008 | 2 comments | View Post