Even though we decided upon a whole slew of bowl games this past weekend, everyone is still talking about our decision to put Oklahoma in the Big 12 Championship. Well guess what? It wasn’t our decision. It was my decision. And I stand by it. In the heat of battle, a leader has to take […]
Recently everyone’s been asking me: should College Football move to a playoff system? Normally I’m someone who welcomes diversity – cheese or pepperoni, two-point conversion or extra point, missionary or doggy-style – it’s a part of what makes our nation so great. But let’s examine the situation in full. The beauty of college football is […]
With Obama’s appearance on Monday Night Football this past week, and his bold statement that he would like to see a playoff system instated in college football, the pressure on the BCS Committee has been ratcheted up a notch. Not only are they dealing with the three team Big 12 conundrum and all the bitching […]
Last week I sat down with Coach Pete Carroll of the USC Trojans to give him a detailed analysis of our most recent rankings. Normally, I would do anything to sit across from Coach Carroll, with his dimples and salt and pepper mop…but having to be the bearer of bad news is never fun. I […]
Last week Mason graced us with his theory on how the teams should be ranked…and, surprise surprise, it was less about the S-E-C and more about the S-E-X. So this week, it’s time to take a more scientific approach being touted by none other than our resident number cruncher, Ned Baxter. According to Ned, the […]
With several teams legitimately holding claim to being the #1 squad in the nation, things are getting a bit heated at the BCS headquarters. We know that Lucy is pulling for the handsome USC Trojans, and Ned likes the high flying offenses in the Big 12…but it seems that Mason has come up with a […]
Halloween Weekend. I was in Jacksonville for the Florida—Georgia game, and it only solidified my theory that the SEC is the best conference in the NCAA. Sure, the game was a blowout, not too exciting. But I’m talking about the girls. Thousands of them, wearing next to nothing…dressed as slutty nurses, slutty nuns, slutty Sarah […]
Last week we met the four members of the infamous BCS Committee. But things change quickly when you’re dealing with college football, and already the Committee is shaking things up. Unfortunately, James Reynolds’ obsession with the “P-word” became too much of a distraction and the Commitee’s fearless leader, Harold Billingsworth, had to give James the […]
We here at the Global Sports Fraternity are proud to announce that we’ve tracked down those responsible for the BCS rankings. That’s right, we’re talking about the elusive BCS Committee. And it’s exactly what you’d expect…a group of chimpanzees locked in a conference room discussing the intricacies of college football. There’s Harold Billingsworth (the distinguished […]
