It’s hard to believe that another regular season is in the books for the BCS Committee. From dealing with the pesky non-conference teams, to hitting the bottle when the season started to drag, the Chimps have had another wild ride. And who can forget the addition of the lovely new secretary, Jenny.
But yesterday was the […]
Unlike Baseball’s 162 game snoozefest or Basketball’s 5 month regular season, in College Football, every week truly counts — a single loss can spoil a team’s National Title hopes faster than Tim Tebow can say a Hail Mary. And this year, with so many teams still undefeated this late into the season, the job of […]
Anyone who’s ever worked in an office knows that the day to day grind can be pretty mundane. From hearing all about your coworker’s morning commute to counting down the minutes till 5PM, there’s not much glamour to life in the cubicle, even when your job is ranking College Football teams.
So this week, we step […]
It’s well documented that I’ve never been a fan of the D.C. brass, and their relentless pursuit to destroy the hard work that we here at the BCS pour ourselves into has driven me to the bottle on more than one occaison. But I’m not the only one: Ned has developed a raging case of OCD, […]
All season long, the infamous BCS Committee has been running the numbers, breaking down the schedules and, of course, throwing monkey feces at the wall. But with the release of the first official BCS rankings of 2009, the pressure’s really on the chimps to deliver the goods.
The media’s homoerotic love for Tim Tebow made it clear […]
Point: Every great man faces challenges, and when you’re young, it’s the time to learn from your mistakes. Ronald Reagan was acting in shitty B-movies before he landed his gig in the Oval Office, and I heard that Nicolas Sarkozy was a hustler on the streets of Marseille before shacking up with a supermodel […]
Every NFL season is full of surprises, and while the result may have been predictable this past weekend, one game did stand out: the Jets’ thrashing of the Texans, who many think are on the verge of a breakout season.
But while a 1–0 start is always big for a team coming off a late season […]
Only one game is in the books, but it’s already started up again.
With Boise St.‘s thrashing of Oregon last night, Herbstreet and the rest of the peanut gallery are already clamoring about this year’s “BCS buster.” Can Boise St. run the table? And if they do, will they have a shot at a BCS bowl […]
Well that was the cherry on top of a month-long shit sundae. That’s right, I’m talking about last night’s enthralling finale to the College Basketball season.
I honestly tried to get excited for this game – you had the hometown underdogs, attempting to resurrect their city, against the preseason favorite. But it didn’t take five […]
Every year at this time, it’s the same thing. I wake up in the middle of the night, rush to my bathroom, and violently throw up — typically a mix of scotch and bananas. No, it’s not my acid indigestion acting up…it’s March Madness.
I’ll tell you what’s “madness” – having a bracket of 65 teams […]
With his second Super Bowl championship in five years, Ben Roethlisberger has not only cemented himself as one of the greatest quarterbacks of our era, he’s also signaled a shift in how prospective NFL quarterbacks should be evaluated.
Troy Aikman had a winning smile, and Tom Brady sure looks handsome in the pocket, but Big […]
Point: The Treasury Department should take notice: there’s one American who’s bracing himself for “The Great Recession,” and his name is Mark Sanchez. By declaring himself eligible for the NFL draft this morning, Sanchez is betting that he can beat out Georgia’s Matthew Stafford and be the first QB selected in the 2009 draft, […]
Tonight’s championship game pits the two best quarterbacks in the land against each other – Tebow vs. Bradford.
The last time a matchup of this magnitude occurred, it was during the spring semester of my senior year at Arizona. Our fraternity was hosting its annual “pimps ‘n’ hoes” theme party, and one of my pledges (a […]
