Normally, I’d rather watch re-runs of Mr. Belvedere than tune into an NBA game. But this time of year, it’s hard to avoid. LeBron this, Kobe that…it gets sickening. Just get it over with — we all know who’s gonna be in the finals. Or so I thought. This past weekend, the failure of a […]
First he wanted to reform healthcare, then it was the BCS system, and now it’s Notre Dame’s football program? That’s right, our wonderful President has promised that, if elected to a second term, he will turn Notre Dame’s football team around. Now, let’s face it: outside of South Bend, no one gives a rat’s ass […]
We all know the flaws of a playoff system — the best teams never face off, and you’re just as likely to pick the winner at random as you are with an educated guess. So when I saw this site, which allows you to make a bracket for anything, I couldn’t help but get a […]
The economy is in the shitter. The swine flu is everywhere. And the housing crisis continues. Yet Congress still has the time to talk about College Football. Normally, I’d be flattered. But not under these circumstances. Today, Congress heard from my esteemed colleague and BCS coordinator John Swofford, who spoke to the merits of the […]
It may not be fashion week, but yesterday was a huge day in the world of women’s attire. That’s right, I’m referring to the sexy new line of underwear that has the (tramp) stamp of approval of the biggest hunk in College Football, Tim Tebow. And with Timmy T coming back for one more year […]
Like the 1993 Robert Redford snooze-fest of the same name, the Mountain West Conference recently made an indecent proposal to change the BCS’ structure. However, unlike the film, it contained no gratuitous shots of Demi Moore’s voluptuous rack. I’ll spare you the details on what’s been proposed, but I will deliver a message that I’ve […]
