Respecting the Red Flag
Dr. L weighs in on when and why to throw the red flag.
Tag: "Andy Reid is a fat walrus"
Dr. Leavenworth on the Eagles vs. Cowboys
With the pundits picking the Cowboys over the Eagles, the marquee matchup of Wild Card weekend seems like it might be another blowout. Admittedly, we here at the GSF are a bit Romophobic, so perhaps we aren’t the most objective when it comes to the Saturday night matchup. But our own Dr. Gerard Leavenworth, QBGYN, […]
January 8, 2010 | 4 comments | View Post
Vick’s Voodoo Doll
Despite the fact that the NFL season is only three weeks old, the Philadelphia Eagles have already seen their share of drama. First, they signed PETA’s worst enemy, dramatically changing their offense. Then, Donovan forgot to eat his chunky soup, cracking his ribs in the opening game. And before the dust had a chance to […]
September 30, 2009 | 2 comments | View Post
“To QB…or not to QB?” by Dr. Gerard Leavenworth
It’s no secret that I’ve been in a terrible mood all day. But it’s not just the fact that the Eagles lost to a team that didn’t even make the playoffs last year. It’s the QB situation…and unless Andy Reid figures it out, we’re in for a long season. I’m the type of gyno who […]
September 21, 2009 | 0 comments | View Post
“Weapon X speaks his mind” by Dr. Gerard Leavenworth
Well, it’s now crystal clear why the City of Brotherly Love bid farewell to one of our favorite players earlier this off-season: B-Dawk wanted to speak his mind. And we all know that if you’re an Eagles employee, and have anything controversial to say, you’ll disappear faster than a cheesesteak on Andy Reid’s plate. Thanks […]
April 8, 2009 | 0 comments | View Post
“The People’s Republic of Pennsylvania” by Dr. Gerard Leavenworth
Let’s just hope the Fat Walrus is next… So let me get this straight – the Redskins sign the best defensive free agent on the market, we let Brian Dawkins walk, and now we lose Tra Thomas? It’s enough to drive an Eagles’ fan nuts. So when I saw this, I was outraged. The guy […]
March 9, 2009 | 0 comments | View Post
“Opportunity Knocks” by Dr. Gerard Leavenworth
One thing that Dr. Gerard Leavenworth doesn’t do is miss an opportunity. See, Dorothy Jones was always a looker, and in the winter of 1981, when I was still a pimple-faced med student, I was approached by the prettiest girl in my class to help her study for the big exam. My friends told me […]
January 20, 2009 | 0 comments | View Post
“A Christmas Miracle” by Dr. Gerard Leavenworth
Being a highly respected OBGYN, I’m not one to believe in Santa Claus or Christmas Miracles. But this year, with my beloved Eagles needing the gifts of all gifts, I decided to roll up the scrubs and take one for the team. Not only did I draft a hand written letter to Santa asking for […]
December 29, 2008 | 0 comments | View Post
“The Most Sensitive Area” by Dr. Gerard Leavenworth
Sure, a 30–10 victory looks good on paper. But last night, the Green Machine failed when it counted most, scoring only two touchdowns on seven chances in the red zone. What Coach Reid needs to understand is that the red zone is not only the most fertile area on the field, but it is also […]
December 16, 2008 | 0 comments | View Post
“Say it ain’t so…” by Dr. Gerard Leavenworth
I don’t know if it’s the freezing cold here in Philly or the fact that I just witnessed fat Andy bench our most reliable veteran, but I’m numb right now. Seeing Donovan on the sideline, I can’t help but think about my experience last winter. It was late in the season and things just weren’t […]
November 23, 2008 | 2 comments | View Post
“It’s the System, Stupid” by Dr. Gerard Leavenworth
Having just begun the second half of the NFL season, one thing has become abundantly clear: more than anything, the success of a team depends on quarterback play. Like me, Donovan McNabb has been having a respectable year. So how come the Green Machine sits at the bottom of the NFC East? Look no further […]
November 13, 2008 | 0 comments | View Post