We all know that when it comes to meaningless games against non-playoff opponents, no one is a better hitter than Alex Rodriguez. But isn’t A-Rod supposed to be God-awful as soon as October hits? Aren’t we talking about the $275 Million man who can’t even hit .275 in the postseason? This is the same guy […]
Since the All-Star break, there’s been no hotter team in baseball than the New York Yankees. With their typical late-inning heroics, they’ve run away with the AL East, and unlike recent Yankee squads, this team actually seems to be having fun. Love ‘em or hate ‘em, you gotta respect their newfound swagger. But when you […]
When I woke up this morning, I knew it was going to be a glorious day. The dumpster I slept next to was filled with a recyclable goods ripe for the picking, the sun was shining, and I’d snuck into my buddy Greg’s basement last night to set my lineup because the games started at […]
This summer, when it became clear that a certain Florida Marlin was going to be the consensus #1 fantasy draft pick, even in my hometown of St. Louis, something felt off…and it wasn’t the fact that I hadn’t had a square meal in 3 weeks. It was the fact that the most talented, most consistent, […]
Lately, it’s been open season on A-Rod. And he deserves most of it. That’s what you get for letting a Dominican penetrate your ass. But that’s no reason to come down on him about his recent photo shoot for Details Magazine. As something of an Adonis myself, I know why A-Rod posed for Details: because […]
You heard it here first: Peter Gammons has been juicing. I thought it was a little suspicious that a guy pushing sixty-five could bounce back from a brain aneurysm as fast as he did. Either this guy is superhuman, or he was putting something special in his Wheaties. Well, this morning, while being interviewed about […]
As more details of A-Rod’s steroid use are revealed, I’m alarmed that no one has picked up on what is truly at the root of the problem: you gotta trust the person who’s sticking something in your butt. In my own experience, I’ve found that it takes real perseverance to get one of my partners […]
“It’s been a difficult several weeks and it’s been very painful for me and my family. I’m here to take my medicine” — Alex Rodriguez After hiring two PR firms and flying in Boras from Hermosa Beach, this is the best you can come up with, Alex? Are we really supposed to believe that a […]
I’ll admit it, I love A-Rod. Absolutely love the guy. He carried my fantasy squad in 2007, and if it weren’t for him I woulda never made the playoffs last year. So obviously, I hitchhiked down to Tampa this past weekend to attend today’s press conference. And guess what? Those self-righteous fucks didn’t even let […]
After botching the Manny Ramirez deal beyond repair, it hasn’t been easy going recently for Scott Boras. But even in the face of failure, Boras has managed to take his best client’s career to new heights. That’s right, I’m talking about A-Rod’s admission that he used steroids from 2001–2003. And let’s not allow the media […]
