Not long ago, Michael Strahan was hoisting a Super Bowl trophy after leading the Giants to one of the greatest upsets in NFL history. But just two years later, he has the distinguished honor of being the first two-time recipient of the infamous Romosexual of the Week award.
If you’re a dude, and you’ve ever spent time in a Gold’s Gym locker room, you know that the only guys who use body lotion are Asian men over the age of 60. But the brilliant folks over at Vaseline have decided that this should no longer be the case. And they’ve turned to the gap-toothed wonder for some help getting the word out.
According to Srini Sripada, marketing director for Vaseline’s skin products, “The major reason men don’t use lotion is they think lotions feel sticky or tacky, and that they take a long time to put on and don’t absorb quickly.”
We beg to differ, Ms. Sripada. The reason men don’t use lotion is that makes you a complete and unadulterated Romosexual. And let’s face it, real men have only one use for Vaseline.
Whether Strahan has been blinded by sponsorship dollars is irrelevant; he continues to lose the respect of NFL fans everywhere.
If you can’t get enough of Strahan’s foray into extreme Romosexuality, check out StrongerSkin.com for the videos. Don’t blame us for not having it here — the marketing geniuses over at Vaseline have chosen not to make the videos embeddable.