The Cherry on Top
Some things are so stupid, they’re supposed to be funny.
Take Dumb & Dumber, in which two morons take idiocy to a whole new level. They sell a dead bird to a blind kid. They have aspirations to open a pet store called “I Got Worms.” And in one of the finest cinematic moments of our time, Lloyd exchanges Harry’s ’86 AstroVan/Sheepdog for a miniature 100cc moped. You laugh, and you’re supposed to.
Other things are so stupid, they can’t help but become funny.
You ever squeeze Haynesworth’s tits? I think they’re bigger than Katie’s…
Take the Washington Redskins. There’s the $100 million man who gets injured every third play. There’s the former QB who openly rips the coach on his radio program. And there’s the fact that the Redskins just gave the Detroit Lions their first win since December 2007. It’s unfortunate for a few ‘Skins fans…but hilarious for everyone else.
Still, leave it up to the team’s billionaire owner, Daniel Snyder, to add a cherry on top of his mouth-watering shit sundae. This past weekend, Snyder invited his mentally unstable, Scientology-espousing friend Tom Cruise to the game to mingle with the players and sign some autographs. You think Cruise had some pointers about the Lions potent offense? Or perhaps Zorn had a few questions regarding the sexual perversions of L. Ron Hubbard?
So what’s Snyder thinking? Hopefully, a sci-fi flick starring Jim Zorn as a mutant alien who feeds on the flesh of Hall of Fame QBs is coming soon to a theatre near you…
Category: Football