Romosexual of the Week: Michael Strahan
Too obvious? Perhaps. But the gap-toothed wonder known as Michael Strahan has truly earned the title of Romosexual of the Week.
My smile is contagious…right?
For the record, we didn’t watch the crappy new sitcom live; after lubing up Intern Jeff with a few tequilas this past Friday, we stuffed him into a closet here at the office, duct taped to a folding chair that was positioned right in front of our 16-inch black and white TV. When we found him in the morning, he was pretty angry about spending the night in a dank utility closet…but not half as angry as he was about the premiere of Brothers. The kid was practically spitting bile and running down steps backward, Exorcist-style.
But not too many 6’5″ 250-lb Super Bowl champions can act, can they? So should we really be upset that Michael Strahan’s show was an absolute piece of crap?
Yes, we should. Because no one, not even intern Jeff, should be subjected to watching a former great shed his dignity on a Friday night sitcom. Jaleel White was fun to watch in the early 90s, but it wouldn’t have been quite as funny if he’d previously led the ’85 Bears to a Super Bowl.
For Strahan’s sake, let’s just hope that this is a blip on the radar…because if Brothers stays on the air for much longer, he won’t be remembered as the guy who holds the record for the most sacks in a single season, but as the dude who made Step By Step look like Citizen Kane.
Category: Football
You guys used to be cool…