Romosexual of the week: Tony Romo
The GSF’s newest addition, intern Jeff, just so happens to be from the Dallas-Ft. Worth area. But don’t worry, he’s not a douchebag. Just a keen observer, some might even say connoisseur, of douchebaggery.
Case in point: Jeff just told us that some Cowboys fans proudly proclaim themselves to be “Romosexuals.” After kicking him in the nuts and laughing at him for sharing the same favorite team as these retards, we consulted Urban Dictionary to see if he was yanking our chains. Turns out, he wasn’t.
So, in honor of all things that suck, throughout the NFL season we’ll be anointing a Romosexual of the week. And this week, it goes to none other than the namesake himself, Tony Romo.
Clearly, this week’s Romosexual doesn’t take much explaining. Suffice to say that if you wear really expensive t-shirts, throw interceptions off your TE’s foot, and can’t catch a long snap (yes, we went there), then you are a flaming Romosexual. If that weren’t enough, just listen to what Tony Dorsett had to say about JJ’s golden boy:
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GO COWBOYS!!!!