“Here’s your raise, now win the Big One” by Dr. Gerard Leavenworth
“MVG! MVG! MVG!”
“MVG! MVG! MVG!”
A clear message was sent today when Donovan McNabb signed a new contract with my beloved Eagles: he better win, and he better win now.
It doesn’t matter if you’re a quarterback or a gynecologist: when you’re the man-in-charge, and you’ve got the sufficient tools at your disposal, you’re expected to get the job done. Donovan’s 1–3 record in NFC championship could be blamed on the failure of the teams around him. But with a new left tackle, a fiery young running back, and one of the best offenses in the NFL, he’s out of excuses.
Let’s take it away from football for a second: it was one thing for me to lose 3 babies in the 2007 season — my nurses were fumbling newborns right and left, and half my orderlies couldn’t speak English. But after the hospital went out and got me the support staff I deserved, I went on to deliver three sets of triplets the next season, winning the coveted MVG (Most Valuable Gynecologist) in Southern Pennsylvania.
Donovan doesn’t just need to win a Super Bowl to get a contract extension, he needs it to establish his legacy. After winning the MVG, I know how my career will be looked upon when I retire. And one day, my son Gerard, Jr., might even take over my practice. Like his Pops, he’s a smooth one.
Category: Football
Donovan is going to be gone after this season and K Kolb will start in his place…mark my words