“You can run but you can’t hide” by Dr. Gerard Leavenworth
One thing he’s not afraid of? Banana hammocks.
When some poor soul enters my office after contracting herpes, genital warts, or even the “clap,” I always tell them the same thing: you can run but you can’t hide. And Hans Cooman, a doping official for the Belgian Bodybuilding Championships, delivered the same message this past weekend.
One thing he’s not afraid of? Man-thongs.
From ESPN:
The Belgian bodybuilding championship has been canceled after doping officials showed up and all the competitors fled.
A doping official says bodybuilders just grabbed their gear and ran off when he came into the room.
I remember a young lady — a certain Meredith Baxter — who once fled my office in a similar manner. But three years later, she was back, knocking at my office door again… with two kids, twenty extra pounds, and a husband who’s a Lions fan. I hope you’re listening, Belgium.
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nobody should be afraid of banana hammocks!
Body Building is scarier than banana hammocks!
Banana hammocks are pretty scary to me…but not as scary as testing positive for PEDs!