Weird things happen when you stop smoking weed. Bad movies seem, well, bad. Cypress Hill loses a bit of its luster. And when I quit the green, I was so outta wack that I didn’t visit a stripper for a week and a half.
So after Percy Harvin’s positive drug test at the NFL combine, it’s clear to me why the former Gator wideout is in the hospital for “dehydration.” I’m sorry, Percy, but I’ve got some bad news. Cheeseburgers aren’t going to taste as cheesy anymore. Your friend T-Bone won’t be as funny. And your skill level at Madden will plummet.
But don’t worry, in time, you’ll start to feel normal again…you just won’t be on a first-name basis with the guy who works at Jack in the Box anymore.