“The Curious Case of Cutler” by Zachary “Z-man” Rubenstein
Colin Cowherd knows his shit.
“How the hell should I know how many I’ve had?”
This morning, he reported that “a reliable source” had told him that Bus Cook was the chief architect of Jay Cutler’s lightning-fast trade to Chicago. Why? Because Cook knows his client, and like any good agent, he recognized that an unsigned Jay Cutler is a dangerous Jay Cutler. So he loaded up the horses and quickly got the hell outta Dodge.
If given too much free time, Cutler’s hard-drinking ways would hurt his reputation, and Cook knew that. It was only a matter of days after Denver announced its intention to trade Cutler before he cruised into an MMA event looking like he’d been hitting the Jim Beam all afternoon. If Bus Cook had a responsible client, things might have been different, but with Cutler he knew he had to act fast.
If Lindsay Lohan has a multi-million dollar on the table, do you think her agent wants to wait for the next DUI before signing on the dotted line?
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