“Don’t go to the teacher, go to the Principal” by Zachary “Z-man” Rubenstein
Sitting in English class the other day, Mrs. Thompson had the audacity to yell at me for not doing my homework. After all I do for this school!? To make matters worse, the assignment was to write a report on a short story about a handicapped kid and his dumbass puppy.
But instead of telling the old hag what’s what, I went straight to the Principal. And that’s exactly what Jay Cutler and his agent, Bus Cook, have done to rectify their situation.
Why continue arguing with Josh McDaniels when he’s not even the man in charge? By going straight to Broncos owner Pat Bowlen, and officially requesting a trade, Bus Cook is gonna get his client the respect he deserves. And now we’ll see who’s more important to the Broncos: their star QB or their unproven coach.
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