“These PED’s make you crave Cheetos” by Dr. Gerard Leavenworth

Run, Correll! The cops are on your tail!

Lito Sheppard wasn’t my favorite player, so I didn’t care when he left my Philadelphia Eagles.  But it was hard to watch Tra Thomas walk out the door, and removing Brian Dawkins from my heart will be more difficult than any C-section I’ve ever performed.

But this guy?  Let him share a bunk bed in Folsom with Brandon Marshall, Travis Henry, or one of the other knuckleheads in this league.

I know a liar when I see one, and this guy’s story doesn’t sound convincing. A recognized drug dealer mentions his name, and Buckhalter insists that it’s just about money?  Wouldn’t a smart drug dealer go after an athlete with a few more ducats in his pocket, not an unknown third string running back?

Tags: Brandon Marshall, C-sections are never fun, Correll Buckhalter, Dr. Gerard Leavenworth, Folsom, third string RB, Tra Thomas, Travis Henry, Weapon X

Category: Football