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“Won’t See You in St. Louis” by Norm Brooks

This face will give you hemorrhoids...

This face will give you hemorrhoids…

With the recent departure of left tackle Orlando Pace, and rumors that Torry Holt is next, my hometown Rams are finally clearing away all remnants of the “Greatest Show on Turf.” And I say good riddance.

When Pace was blocking for Marshall Faulk and Holt was catching lasers from Kurt Warner, I had a wife, a job with a steady paycheck, and I never had to worry about Internet access. But when the Rams fortunes turned, so did mine – this past season, it was almost as hard for me to find a decent meal as it was for the Rams to find paydirt.

At least now, when I’m taking a crap in the alley and unfurl the crusty St. Louis Dispatch I’ve been wiping with for weeks, the faces of St. Louis’ former greatness won’t haunt me.

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