“Gotta Earn their Trust” by Darnell Goodman

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As more details of A-Rod’s steroid use are revealed, I’m alarmed that no one has picked up on what is truly at the root of the problem: you gotta trust the person who’s sticking something in your butt.
In my own experience, I’ve found that it takes real perseverance to get one of my partners to trust me back there. It’s not unusual for me to rack up a bill at Mr. Chow’s and then sit courtside at Staples with a lady before being invited in through the backdoor. Believe me, if Arby’s and a forty is all it takes to put it in her butt, it’s not somewhere you want to be in the first place.
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