“Birds of a Feather” by Darnell Goodman
One thing you can’t take away from America’s Team is that, year in and year out, they lead the league in alleged criminals on the squad. And with Terrell Owens’ recent outreach to Ray Lewis, the team looks to maintain its dominance in this often overlooked, but extremely important, statistical category.
Ray-ray loves taking pictures! Someone tell this guy when the Cowboys team photo is!
Forget the turnover ratio, I’m talking about the ex-con ratio. And as a Florida State “Criminole,” I know how important this stat can be.
Fact is, any successful team needs some color in the locker room to take their game to the next level. The’06 Patriots were good, but add Randy Moss to the mix, and they almost went undefeated in ‘07. The Trail Blazers of the mid ‘90s would light up the competition on the court, then light up the blunt in the Range Rover. And the ’86 Mets serve as proof that cocaine is indeed a performance enhancing substance.
Jerry Jones knows that creating a champion is like creating a delicious bowl of soup – you gotta add just the right amount of spice. And to think, after the release of Tank and my man P-Jones, I thought the Cowboys lost their touch…
Category: Football
you think ray lewis would stab tony romo if he choked in the playoffs again? i sincerely hope so.