“An Open Letter to Roger Goodell” by Darnell Goodman
Dear Roger Goodell,
Where did we go wrong? Was it the gambling controversy? The “uncensored” interview I gave Flavor Flav? Or the three hundred pounds of weed they found in my trunk when I was napping in the parking lot of Jack in the Box?
Rest assured, Commissioner, I’ve changed. I found Jesus.
I’m not talking about this Mike Vick “everyone look at me, I found Jesus” B.S. I’m telling you: I found Jesus, he’s 8 inches tall, and he’s whipping my black ass into shape. For real.
Like Tank and Chris Henry, I served my suspension, and I think it’s time you let me back in the league. JC says that each of us has a light within that we need to shine unto others. My “light” just so happens to be scoring touchdowns and waking up Monday morning with a bed full of strippers. And I want to shine this light on the world.
Set me free, Roger Goodell, set me free.
Sincerely,
Darnell Goodman
P.S. Adam Jones wants me to tell you that he’s very, very sorry.
Category: Football
That is good stuff. I especially like the voice of the interviewer.