“I thought black people hated the Irish…” by Harold Billingsworth
“We’re gonna run the Dublin double-clutch on two…”
First he wanted to reform healthcare, then it was the BCS system, and now it’s Notre Dame’s football program? That’s right, our wonderful President has promised that, if elected to a second term, he will turn Notre Dame’s football team around.
Now, let’s face it: outside of South Bend, no one gives a rat’s ass about the Fighting Irish. Sure, my great grandfather was a Notre Dame fan…during the great depression. And his favorite food was a mayonnaise sandwich. Me, I prefer seared ahi with a side of the spread offense.
What Mr. Obama fails to realize is that the beauty of the BCS system is that it keeps Notre Dame in its place. And as long as I’m running this show, that’s how its gonna stay, no matter how much “community organizing” goes on in South Bend.
Category: College
The Irish are only good for their beer!
The only thing consistent with Notre Dame football is the “Touchdown Jesus “