“Got any more terrible ideas?” by Harold Billingsworth
Brackets, like Dick Vitale, are retarted.
We all know the flaws of a playoff system — the best teams never face off, and you’re just as likely to pick the winner at random as you are with an educated guess. So when I saw this site, which allows you to make a bracket for anything, I couldn’t help but get a little annoyed. I thought we didn’t have to hear about “bracketology” again until the snoozefest known as March Madness 2010.
But to make matters worse, some of the brackets that people have created are utterly mind-boggling. I mean, how in the world do “Giant Robots” win the Pirates v. Ninjas bracket? That would be like a Mountain West team winning the BCS. It just doesn’t happen.
And for the record, the best Hootie and the Blowfish song is definitely “Drowning,” not “Let her Cry.” That song was way overplayed.
Category: College
Harold, you’re clearly a man of taste…but hootie and the blowfish?
Yeah, that site was something I had an idea for like ten years ago, too.
Dickie V is gay
Hootie and the Blowfish song is so old and overused, just like Dickie V