“March Sadness” by Mason McDermott
Lemme guess, you’re still a virgin…
Well that was the cherry on top of a month-long shit sundae. That’s right, I’m talking about last night’s enthralling finale to the College Basketball season.
I honestly tried to get excited for this game – you had the hometown underdogs, attempting to resurrect their city, against the preseason favorite. But it didn’t take five minutes to show the nation why “March Madness” is a load of crap.
The only thing that happened this month is that the best teams never played each other. Sure, Tyler Hansbrough seems like a terrific guy. But the last thing I want to see is a geeky 6’8’’ white boy looking like Wilt the Stilt matching up against a 6 footer from Flint, Michigan. It’s time for College Basketball to take a hint from the healthiest NCAA sport in the nation — football — and pit the best against the best to determine a champ.
Category: College