“It’s That Time of Year” by Harold Billingsworth
NCAA Basketball needs to embrace the BCS System.
Every year at this time, it’s the same thing. I wake up in the middle of the night, rush to my bathroom, and violently throw up — typically a mix of scotch and bananas. No, it’s not my acid indigestion acting up…it’s March Madness.
I’ll tell you what’s “madness” – having a bracket of 65 teams that must compete to determine the winner of a tournament. Time and time again, I’ve sat down with my colleagues over at NCAA basketball, and I’ve told them about the intricacies and accuracy of the BCS system. I’ve pointed their attention to our proven track record. But do I get a call when March rolls around?
The BCS has all the tools at its disposal. Whether it’s the mega-computers that run our numbers (as well as Mason’s porn server) or the cornucopia of useless graphs that justify our rankings, we can easily help you mess up a simple tournament.
You have my number.
Category: College