“Indecent Proposal” by Mason McDermott
Yet another reason to hate the Mountain West.
Like the 1993 Robert Redford snooze-fest of the same name, the Mountain West Conference recently made an indecent proposal to change the BCS’ structure. However, unlike the film, it contained no gratuitous shots of Demi Moore’s voluptuous rack. I’ll spare you the details on what’s been proposed, but I will deliver a message that I’ve been handed straight from the desk of my esteemed boss, Mr. Harold Billingsworth:
“Unfortunately for you commie pricks, you don’t have a say in the matter. Is this what they teach you in the Mountain West? I guess the education is as shitty as the football. Now I’ve got some calls to make, and my masseuse arrives at 2:00 PM sharp, so get the fuck out of my office.”
Category: College