Point/Counterpoint: Dirty Sanchez

The GSF | January 15, 2009 | 1 comment

I’m going pro, bitches!

Point: The Treasury Department should take notice: there’s one American who’s bracing himself for “The Great Recession,” and his name is Mark Sanchez. By declaring himself eligible for the NFL draft this morning, Sanchez is betting that he can beat out Georgia’s Matthew Stafford and be the first QB selected in the 2009 draft, likely netting himself a hefty paycheck. Not one to gamble away his chips, Sanchez knows when to back away from the table and cash out, and that’s exactly what he’s doing.

Harold Billingsworth is a world-renowned businessman, economist, and CEO of the BCS Committee.

Couterpoint: Sanchez, tu es loco. Haven’t you learned that playing quarterback at USC means you get handed more ass than a donkey farmer? First there was Palmer, then came Leinart. Shit, John David Booty was known as the “Casanova of Century City” and he couldn’t even form a coherent sentence. As an aging playboy myself, I can tell you that the opportunities don’t get any better, especially when you’re a second string QB for the Chiefs. Take it from me, Kansas City isn’t L.A.

Mason McDermott is an internationally recognized skirt-chaser, misogynist, and the BCS Committee’s Vice President of Business Development and Internal Affairs.