“Enough is Enough” by Harold Billingsworth

This is almost as exciting as a midseason matchup between Air Force and Wyoming.
To all of you who have emailed me regarding the Utah situation: shut the fuck up.
Must I remind everyone that they’re preaching about a team from the Mountain West Conference? The Runnin’ Rebels, the Lobos, the Horned Frogs…what is this, intramural softball? When the Utes barely beat New Mexico, no one made a fuss. But now that Utah’s ranking is the hot thing to complain about, like gas prices or the Bush administration, my inbox is flooded.
So if you’ll excuse me, I have work to do. I got an early tee time and Tebow hates when I’m late.
Category: College






