“The World’s Largest Cocktail Party” by Mason McDermott
Halloween Weekend. I was in Jacksonville for the Florida—Georgia game, and it only solidified my theory that the SEC is the best conference in the NCAA. Sure, the game was a blowout, not too exciting. But I’m talking about the girls. Thousands of them, wearing next to nothing…dressed as slutty nurses, slutty nuns, slutty Sarah Palins. Sex appeal was the name of the game, and anything with two tits and a pair of legs seemed to be winning.
After taking 3rd prize in the costume contest Saturday night (I was Lee Corso), I ended up at the Holiday Inn Express with three Gator girls and a little Georgia peach named Amber. Let me tell you, the bathtub in room 304 has never seen so much skin!
Can there really be a debate about which conference is the best? Trust me, this kind of debauchery doesn’t go on at the Red River Classic.
Category: College
The Florida-Georgia game is a ridiculously good time. Forget the Kentucky Derby…that game is the biggest party in the South. Best thing to ever come out of Jacksonville.
I think I know that Amber girl from Georgia…was she the one that was humping the bulldog at the tailgate party?
She was certainly peachy…
Hilarious. “The World’s Largest Cocktail Party.”