Last week we met the four members of the infamous BCS Committee. But things change quickly when you’re dealing with college football, and already the Committee is shaking things up.
Unfortunately, James Reynolds’ obsession with the “P-word” became too much of a distraction and the Commitee’s fearless leader, Harold Billingsworth, had to give James the axe. As his replacement, Harold decided to bring in someone he thought could take the BCS to the next level. A chimp with a different attitude, a different way of thinking…a hot female primate named Lucy Swanson.
So while Ned and Mason debate whether or not Lucy is qualified to be a part of the Committee, our newest member wastes no time in getting down to business with some “outside the box” thinking. It’s not the high flying offense of Texas Tech or the gritty squad from Alabama that deserves the #1 spot. According to Lucy, we should be paying more attention to Pete Carroll’s boyish charm and Mark Sanchez’s good looks down in Southern California.