Last we checked in with the Robertson family, they were having a difficult time adjusting to life with their newborn Fullback. And let’s face it, infants are never easy to care for…especially when they’re 275 pounds. But despite the XXL dirty diapers, the constant crying, and the fact that baby Dion always seems to be […]
Statistical Geeks Beware: Bill Belichick has words for ya. (Tirico Suave) Wanna show your Packer pride when gunning down some pheasants? (F-Juice) Tawwmy, Jr. and Tawmmy, Sr. remind us all about the “Team of Destiny.” (Kissing Suzy Kolber) A friendly reminder from a bitter Bears fan: Don’t Look Forward to Next Year. (NQTC) With their […]
When we heard about the curious case of Mackenzie McCollum, a pregnant high school volleyball player in Texas who’s been forbidden to play, we thought we’d check in with the resident gynecologist here at the GSF, the distinguished Dr. Leavenworth, to get some professional insight. As usual, Dr. L had some very strong opinions on […]
With most fantasy leagues entering the playoffs, there’s no better time to get your learn on. (Camel Clutch) Where was Ray Lewis when Joey Porter got shot? (PSAMP) While we’re on Ray Lewis, who can forget about the Disney Classic Ray of Light. Larry Fitzgerald dominates opposing defenses; Larry Fitzgerald, Sr. dominates ice cream sandwiches. […]
There’s plenty of exciting NFL action today, but our eyes are set on one matchup in particular: this afternoon’s NFC Easy showdown between the Cowboys and Giants. It’s Eli Not-a-Manning vs. Tony Romosexual. It’s fat-ass Wade vs. angry Tom. And it’s Mexican vs. Jew. We’re not referring to the fanbases of these respective teams, although […]
Remembering the “Bus” Ride to Superbowl XL. (PSAMP) Belichick loves him a sloppy post-game kiss. (F-Juice) Reggie Bush is an even worse CB than he is a RB. (Fandome) Why Big Ben is the only reason that ESPN cares about concussions.(With Leather) Drew Brees’ carving up of the Patriots earns him early MVP consideration. (Paneech) […]
After leading the Titans to five straight wins, Vince Young is putting on moves we haven’t seen since he single-handedly won the Rose Bowl, and he’s winning games by being both gutsy and smart. He’s Tennessee’s savior, despite some of the mustachioed ol’ boys down south still cringing because they have a black Quarterback when VY […]
Are you an NFL coach looking for a contract extension? All it takes is 5 easy steps! (No Guts, No Glory) The ever-hilarious Dane Cook makes some predictions for this weekend’s games. (Major League Jerk) Who knew that Favre-mania was overtaking the middle east? (With Leather) Will Brady and Moss bring Rex Ryan to tears? […]
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away… It is a period of war in the AFC East. After Supreme Chancellor Belichick lost many men in an early season battle with the evil Jets Empire, the Patriot rebellion has been in a state of disarray. A botched 4th down made matters worse, and […]
Google has some suggestions about your favorite athletes. (Joe Sports Fan) The Bengals might be winning, but Mike Brown still likes to gamble on players. (Yep Yep Gibbs) Dwayne Bowe’s suspension for PEDs gives the Browns their best chance to win this year. (Midwest Sports Fans) Don’t talk shit in Chicago, you might get poisoned. […]
After dropping their first six games of the season, the Tennessee Titans have since run off three straight wins and have regained the swagger that made them so successful last year. And this invigorated attitude apparently starts at the top, as shown in this video of Titans’ owner Bud Adams — at 86 years young […]
If you don’t find this funny, there’s something wrong with you. (Kissing Suzy Kolber) Tyrone Clark is the Toast of Pittsburgh. Even the Amish love him! (P.S.A.M.P) Closet Steelers fans are punishing students at an Ohio Middle School. (No Guts No Glory) Brady vs. Manning headlines Week 10 in the NFL. (CamelClutchBlog) Unearthing a Gem: […]
We’ve all been in a fender bender at some point, and everyone can relate to the feeling of panic and anxiety that sets in just moments after the accident occurs. We can’t say from experience, but it’s probably a bit like being blindsided by a ferocious outside linebacker — even if you’ve already thrown for […]
Seven more reasons why the Chiefs are better off w/o LJ. (UnAthletic) Leave it to a guy from Detroit to compare Stafford to Peyton Manning. (Detroit4Lyfe) It’s Polamalu! (Josh Q Public) Don’t look now, but Jim Mora, Sr. makes a double appearance in the Ten Best Coaching Meltdowns. (Epic Carnival) Turns out making fun of […]
For any red blooded father-son duo, there’s only one place to be when football’s on: directly in front of the television. And if anyone tries to interrupt the viewing experience, there’s gonna be trouble. For Mitch Robertson and his giant fullback son Dion, watching a ballgame is no different. Not suprisingly, Mitch’s wife Pam is […]
Not long ago, Michael Strahan was hoisting a Super Bowl trophy after leading the Giants to one of the greatest upsets in NFL history. But just two years later, he has the distinguished honor of being the first two-time recipient of the infamous Romosexual of the Week award. If you’re a dude, and you’ve ever […]
Tonight’s game between the New Orleans Saints (6–0) and Atlanta Falcons(4–2) is the rare NFL mirage. Touted as a match to decide the power struggle atop the NFC South, we think it’ll be a massacre. Don’t let the paunch and nerdy visor confuse you — Sean Payton and the Saints are going to violently attack […]
Maxine Waters has always been an outspoken woman, and since her entry into politics, she’s racked up the headlines. Whether it’s claiming that the CIA was responsible for the crack cocaine trade or referring to the ’92 LA Riots as a ‘rebellion,’ the girl’s never shied away from confrontation. So when NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell […]
