With several teams legitimately holding claim to being the #1 squad in the nation, things are getting a bit heated at the BCS headquarters. We know that Lucy is pulling for the handsome USC Trojans, and Ned likes the high flying offenses in the Big 12…but it seems that Mason has come up with a […]
Halloween Weekend. I was in Jacksonville for the Florida—Georgia game, and it only solidified my theory that the SEC is the best conference in the NCAA. Sure, the game was a blowout, not too exciting. But I’m talking about the girls. Thousands of them, wearing next to nothing…dressed as slutty nurses, slutty nuns, slutty Sarah […]
Last week we met the four members of the infamous BCS Committee. But things change quickly when you’re dealing with college football, and already the Committee is shaking things up. Unfortunately, James Reynolds’ obsession with the “P-word” became too much of a distraction and the Commitee’s fearless leader, Harold Billingsworth, had to give James the […]
We here at the Global Sports Fraternity are proud to announce that we’ve tracked down those responsible for the BCS rankings. That’s right, we’re talking about the elusive BCS Committee. And it’s exactly what you’d expect…a group of chimpanzees locked in a conference room discussing the intricacies of college football. There’s Harold Billingsworth (the distinguished […]
