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Isiah Jones goes to the ESPYs

Isiah Jones goes to the ESPYs

The ESPYs were filmed here in L.A. this past Wednesday night, and the folks over at Yardbarker​.com were kind enough to hook us up with press passes for the event. So we decided to bring along the one and only Isiah Jones, the AAU basketball player of the year, who was a little miffed that he […]

Sixth Man of the Day: Jordan Crawford

First, LeBron refused to shake hands after Game 7 of the Eastern Conference Finals. Then his motives were questioned when Trevor Ariza mentioned that LeBron is planning to stay in Cleveland. And with the now-famous summer camp dunking incident, which Nike quickly destroyed all video evidence of, it seems that the throne may be slipping […]

Sixth Man of the Day: Ron Artest

We were close to making Sarah Palin our Sixth Man of the Day today…but then we found this.  Not only does Ron Artest “cry for Mike,” but he’s put it on tape for the world to hear.  It’s heartfelt, it’s powerful, and it left us completely speechless. Here’s to you Ron Artest — you never […]

Sixth Man of the Day: Bruce Manley

Bruce Manley is a twenty five year-old New Jersey suburbanite who also happens to be a uniquely talented hardwood whiz.  Having injured his shoulder when he was young, Bruce lost the ability to throw an overhand pass.  But the kid didn’t quit. Instead, he developed a preternatural ability for behind-the-back passes and other ball-handling tricks […]

Sixth Man of the Day: David Stern

Sixth Man of the Day: David Stern

As many of you know, we here at the GSF have a soft spot for David Stern, and we’ve enjoyed watching this nebbish, middle-aged Jewish man fight to maintain his tyrannical grip over the NBA for years. And even though the NBA Draft kicks off in just a few hours, that’s not the reason why […]

Sixth Man of the Day: Leroy Smith

Sometimes, it seems, fame can be unfair.  Although Chris Webber was an All-Star in the NBA, most people remember him as the Michigan Wolverine who tried to call a timeout when his team had none remaining.  And Craig Ehlo, a great on-the-ball defender for many years, is most recognizable for being crossed-over by Michael Jordan […]

Sixth Man of the Day: Dirk Nowitzki

Sixth Man of the Day: Dirk Nowitzki

Like a white guy headlining the Apollo Theater, an NBA superstar filing for sole custody of his child isn’t something we’re used to seeing. The long list of players who have failed or completely relinquished their duties to their children is well documented, and in fact, there are sites dedicated to some A-list offenders. But that’s […]

Sixth Man of the Day: William Bratton

Sixth Man of the Day: William Bratton

After a long and arduous season, it’s only fitting that fans of the Los Angeles Lakers are doing what they do best: looting and vandalizing. Apparently, some felt that the proper way to congratulate Phil Jackson on his tenth championship ring was to start bonfires on Figueroa St. and sidearm empty cervezas at police officers. […]

Spud’s Shortlist: Prison beatings, Russian beach resorts and why men shouldn’t wear summer scarves

Spud’s Shortlist: Prison beatings, Russian beach resorts and why men shouldn’t wear summer scarves

Tim Donaghy gets beaten with a paint roller while in prison. Is that a flagrant one or two? (NY Daily News) Steve Nash isn’t afraid to ask the difficult questions. (Awful Announcing) A note to thieves: don’t use Craigslist (Sports Illustrated) Watch the Kobe Bryant, no-look confusion maker. (Break) Here’s the counter-argument to wearing summer […]

Spud’s Shortlist: Greg Oden’s legal, Tha Carter strikes again, and Caucasian happens.

Spud’s Shortlist: Greg Oden’s legal, Tha Carter strikes again, and Caucasian happens.

For anyone who’s matched up against a much smaller defender, follow this guy’s lead. (Awful Announcing) Greg Oden’s legal…so why’s he hanging with this guy? (Busted Coverage) The first (chug) NBA (gulp) drinking (burp) game. (NextRound) The anthem for those with Lakers flags hangin’ from their car. (Lil’ Wayne) Where Caucasian Happens. (CunninLynguists) Jimmy Kimmel […]

David Stern’s Nightmare

David Stern’s Nightmare

Despite the fact that we won’t see the LeBron-Kobe matchup that many had anticipated, the NBA Conference Finals were still full of goosebump basketball. Big-name players, stellar matchups, and games coming down to the wire had everyone sitting on the edge of their seats. And with the underdog Magic getting ready to take on a […]

Sixth Man of the Day: Dr. Frank Papay

Sixth Man of the Day: Dr. Frank Papay

LeBron James might be out of the playoffs, but that doesn’t mean he’s out of the news.  And despite the fact that most NBA fans are looking forward to the Magic-Lakers series, ESPN still felt the need to let us all know that LeBron James underwent successful mouth surgery yesterday.  At least something was successful […]

Sixth Man of the Day: Sun MingMing

Sixth Man of the Day: Sun MingMing

A few years ago when Yao Ming entered the NBA, shattering the stereotype that Chinese men are typically small in stature, he took the league by storm. But China’s newest phenomenon makes Yao look like a pussy. That’s why we’re proud to make Sun MingMing our Sixth Man of the Day and to congratulate him on […]

Sixth Man of the Day: Derrick Rose

Sixth Man of the Day: Derrick Rose

There are also those who think that Derrick Rose would be embarrassed by the suggestion that he can’t do simple addition or put together a coherent sentence. But let’s face it: the new face of the Bulls has gotta be laughing about this…all the way to the bank. How many guys do you know who […]

“Mercury Poisoning” by Zachary Rubenstein

“Mercury Poisoning” by Zachary Rubenstein

If this isn’t a sign that no one gives a shit about women’s basketball, I don’t know what is: From ESPN: Following the lead of international sports, the Phoenix Mercury have become the first WNBA team to put a sponsor’s name on their jerseys. Sure, the NBA’s tyrannical czar, David Stern, will try to convince […]

Sixth Man of the Day: Hugh Hefner

Sixth Man of the Day: Hugh Hefner

It’s common knowledge that if you’re looking for a celebrity, from Jack Nicholson to Zac Effron, the Staples Center is the place to go.  Especially this time of year, when people in L.A. mysteriously start caring about sports. But while the jaded fans of L.A. can’t help but yawn when they see, say, Michael Rappaport […]

Killer Crossover

Now that the Cavs have been sent home for the season, it’s time to take a closer look at what makes LeBron James the player he is. Some have attributed his skills to hard work, others to innate skill.  But we’ve uncovered the true reason for LeBron’s dominance…and it might not be what you expected. I […]

“LeBron James is bigger than Communism” by Zachary “Z-man” Rubenstein

“LeBron James is bigger than Communism” by Zachary “Z-man” Rubenstein

// // ]]> With this partnership comes promotional opportunities for LeBron in a country that’s four times the size of our own, and who’s people love basketball almost as much as white rice and the little red book. LeBron’s self-stated goal of being the first billionaire athlete doesn’t seem so far off, now that he’s got […]

Sixth Man of the Day: Cristal Taylor

When it comes to NBA players, you’re out of place if you don’t have legal issues with a woman who once worked in a strip club.  So when we first heard about Dirk Nowitzki’s relationship with Cristal Taylor and the fact that she was arrested at his house on May 6th for theft and fraud […]

Sixth Man of the Day: Blake Griffin

We all know that the Clippers won the lottery last night.  But unfortunately for Blake Griffin, he lost the lottery. Sure, he may have won the John Wooden award this past season, but he lost when it counted most, and he’s headed to one of worst franchises in all of sports.  Leave it to Mike […]

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