Women Be Shoppin’…
It’s no secret that NBA rosters across the league are filled with guys who have had tumultuous marriages. And coming on the heels of the Dirk Nowitzki/Cristal Taylor debacle, the sudden wedding of Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian just didn’t seem that unusual. Forget the fact that they’d only dated for a month, or that Lamar was weirdly anxious to jump into a gene pool that’s guaranteed to yield a kid with a double-wide ass and the famed “Yerevan hook nose” — Lamar’s simply in love.
Full Smiles…Empty Pockets.
But as the details of their pre-nupital agreement have come out, it’s become clear that the new Mrs. Odom is interested in more than just Lamar’s good looks and sweet Skittle breath. The deal includes:
– A $500,000 lump payment for every year they are married
– $25,000/month for “general expenses“
– $5,000/month for “shopping“
– $1,000/month in “beauty care“
– And courtside Lakers tickets for the entire Kardashian Family…for life.
Now some might say that that the family’s greatest legal accomplishment was getting OJ off the hook — and we’ll admit, “if it doesn’t fit, you must acquit” is pretty damn catchy — but this deal has got to come in a close second. Lorrie Nantz, you know who to call…
Category: Basketball