MLB Twilight Zone: How bad do you want it?

The GSF | October 28, 2009 | no comments

We all know that Philadelphia sports fans are an enthusiastic bunch — just look at the rioting that occurred after the World Series win last year. And if they do it again this season, the Philly Fanatic will probably be in line for a statue next to William Penn.

“Upper Deck gets you a handjob, Loge gets you penetration…”

So we shouldn’t be surprised when a 40 year-old housewife from Philadelphia offers sexual favors in return for World Series tickets, right? Sure, she could have used some lessons on how to sell herself — like not using her real name — but can’t we chalk this up to misguided enthusiasm? Can’t we respect the willingness to whore oneself out, literally and figuratively, to achieve a goal?

Susan Finkelstein probably doesn’t scream “hottie” to anyone outside of the 215, but you gotta give props for her creativity. And at least she wasn’t willing to get tea-bagged for Sixers tickets.