“I was young, I was naïve…and I let my Dominican cousin stick a needle in my ass.” by Zachary “Z-man” Rubenstein
“It’s been a difficult several weeks and it’s been very painful for me and my family. I’m here to take my medicine”
After hiring two PR firms and flying in Boras from Hermosa Beach, this is the best you can come up with, Alex? Are we really supposed to believe that a professional athlete, who makes millions of dollars, bought drugs on a Caribbean Island and then let one of his random cousins from the D.R. stick a bunch of needles in his ass?
Right. And the dog ate my homework.