“All For One” by Norm Brooks

Can you believe this was actually outside of A-Rod’s press conference this morning?

I’ll admit it, I love A-Rod. Absolutely love the guy. He carried my fantasy squad in 2007, and if it weren’t for him I woulda never made the playoffs last year.

So obviously, I hitchhiked down to Tampa this past weekend to attend today’s press conference. And guess what? Those self-righteous fucks didn’t even let me in! Something about a closed conference and a “press pass” and “wearing pants.”

How was I supposed to know that everyone from Teixeira to the tabloids were gonna be there? I couldn’t even hear what was going on in there!

Tags: A-Rod, hitchhiking, I don't wear pants when I travel, New York Yankees Bronx Bombers, Norm Brooks, Scandal, Steroids

Category: Baseball